rem first.dat
rem First attempt at using game engine

ROOM 2
Red Room
WEST 3
SOUTH 4
EAST 5
END_ROOM

ROOM 3
Blue Room
EAST 2
END_ROOM

ROOM 4
Purple room
NORTH 2
END_ROOM

ROOM 5
Dingy Crawlspace
WEST 2
NORTH 6
END_ROOM

ROOM 6
Dingy Crawlspace
SOUTH 5
NORTH 7
END_ROOM

ROOM 7
Gross Room
SOUTH 6
LIGHT 1
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 2

You are in the Red Room.  There are lots of Van Halen posters on the
wall, and many discarded guitar picks lie strewn about the floor.
There is an exit to the west and a sturdy wooden door stands on the
south wall.  It smells funny in here.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 3

You are in the Blue Room.  There are lots of blue things here.
Someone has drawn graffiti on the walls with crayon.  There is a
single exit to the east.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 4

You are in the purple room.  Everything in the room is purple, except
for a white toilet standing in the center of the room.  There is a
single exit to the north.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 5

You are in a dingy crawlspace between the walls of the house.  It is
damp and foul-smelling, with leaky water pipes dripping onto the
floor.  The light in here is very dim, and you can barely see.  You
have to brush away dozens of spider webs to make any progress down
this gloomy corridor.  The crawlspace continues to the north, and
there is a brightly lit exit to the west.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 6

You are in a dingy crawlspace between the walls of the house.  Nasty 
slime runs down the walls and puddles on the floor.  Cobwebs hamper
your progress and your vision.  Through the gloom, you can make out a 
tiny, darkened exit to north and a slightly brighter exit to the south.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 7

You are in a blood-stained room.  Bits of gore are splattered across
the walls and ceiling.  The floor is a rancid pool of blood.  Smells
of filth and decay strangle your breathing.  Putrid, pulsing things
that resemble squashed eyeballs grow like mold in the stinking darkness
of this room.  A few bones lay in one corner.  On one wall, someone has
scrawled a bloody message.
The only exit is a tiny opening to the south.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 200
Door
wooden
INVISIBLE
CLOSEABLE
CLOSED
LOCATION 2
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 200
The door is sturdy.  It is covered with scratches, as if it has denied
entry to several unhappy idiots.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 201
Toilet
white
There is a toilet here.
LOCKABLE
LOCKED
KEY 202
LOCATION 4
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 201
The toilet looks like any other toilet you've ever seen, except that
some idiot has put a lock on this one.  A large metal padlock prevents
anyone from opening the lid.  That may explain why the toilet is
remarkably clean compared to the slovenly condition of the rest of the
house.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 202
Key
filthy
There is a slime-covered key here.
LOCATION 7
POINTS 1
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 202
It is a large brass key.  It is covered with a slimey, rancid film,
and it stinks.  You are repulsed at the thought of touching this nasty
object.
END_NOUN

NOUN 203
Picks
guitar
INVISIBLE
LOCATION 2
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 203
There is a wide assortment of guitar picks on the floor.  Some seem to
be in good condition, while others have been broken and chewed on.
From the smell, it would appear that some of them have been pissed on.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 204
pissrot
pissy
You really have to piss.
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 2
END_NOUN

NOUN 205
Flashlight
plastic
There is a battery-operated flashlight here.
IS_LIGHT
LOCATION 3
NOUN_SYNONYMS light
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 205
What can I say?  It's a gray, plastic flashlight, manufactured by GE,
with a red on/off switch.  The lens is slightly cracked, but other
than that it appears to be in good working order.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 206
Floor
sticky
INVISIBLE
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 2
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 206
The floor is sticky and littered with guitar picks, most of which are
permanantly adhered to the floor by the smelly gunk that has dried here.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 207
Posters
Van Halen
INVISIBLE
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 2
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 207
The posters are all tattered and faded, souveniers of concerts long
past.  Most of the posters show the original band, with David Lee Roth
as lead singer.  Only one more recent poster shows Sammy Hagar.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 208
Poster
David Lee Roth
INVISIBLE
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 2
NOUN_SYNONYMS David Roth
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 208
The poster shows David Lee Roth leaping into the air in the middle
of the song "Jump."  This was shortly before Roth stupidly left the
band to pursue his solo career.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 209
Poster
Sammy Hagar
INVISIBLE
LOCATION 2
NOUN_SYNONYMS Sammy Hagar
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 209
The poster shows shows recently-fired lead singer Sammy Hagar.  His
mouth is wide open as he screams into the microphone.  His expression
looks odd, as if he is trying to tell you something.
END_NOUN_DESCR

(* Visible version of the Sammy Hagar poster.  This one will be   *)
(* switched for #209 when you get the poster, so that if you drop *)
(* it somewhere, it will be visible.                              *)
NOUN 210
Poster
Sammy Hagar
There is a Sammy Hagar poster here.
NOUN_SYNONYMS Sammy Hagar
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 210
The poster shows shows recently-fired lead singer Sammy Hagar.  His
mouth is wide open as he screams into the microphone.  His expression
looks odd, as if he is trying to tell you something.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 211
Poster
Eddie Van Halen
INVISIBLE
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 2
NOUN_SYNONYMS Eddie
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 211
The poster shows Eddie in his long haired days, playing a red and
white striped guitar.  Eddie is in the middle of a solo, both hands
tapping on the finger board wildly.  The edges of this poster are torn
and frawed, as if it has been taken down and retaped to many walls
over the years.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 212
Poster
Alex Van Halen
INVISIBLE
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 2
NOUN_SYNONYMS Alex
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 212
The poster shows Alex Van Halen playing the drums.  There is a copy of
Playboy propped open on his drum set, and he is staring intently into
it as if he were an orchestral percussionist and it was the score of a
Mozart operetta.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 213
Poster
Michael Anthony
INVISIBLE
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 2
NOUN_SYNONYMS Michael Anthony
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 213
There is nothing particularly interesting about the Michael Anthony poster.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 214
Hole
jagged
The is a hole in the east wall.
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 214
The hole appears to be left from someone smashing a heavy object into
the wall.  A stale odor slowly seeps from the hole, and peering
through it you see only cobwebs and chilly darkness.  You surmise
that you might be able to fit through the opening, although you are
not anxious to try it.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 215
Piss
yellow
Your piss is floating in the toilet bowl.
UNMOVABLE
NOUN_SYNONYM urine
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 215
Difficult as it is to believe, there is nothing remarkable about your
piss.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 216
Things
blue
INVISIBLE
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 3
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 216
Except for being blue, there is nothing interesting about the things.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 217
Walls
blue
INVISIBLE
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 3
NOUN_SYNONYMS Wall
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 217
The walls are solid blue, and some one has drawn graffiti on them with
a blue crayon.  It is hardly an ergonomic color choice, but you might
be able to read the writing if you try.
END_NOUN_DESCR 218

NOUN 218
Crayon
blue
There is a blue crayon here.
LOCATION 3
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 218
The blue crayon, a Crayola, was probably used to write the graffiti on
the walls of the blue room.  Although rather old looking, the crayon
has not seen much use and still has a fairly sharp point.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 219
Graffiti
blue
INVISIBLE
UNMOVABLE
READABLE
LOCATION 3
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 219
The blue on blue graffiti is hardly an ergonomic color scheme, but you
might be able to read it if you try.
END_NOUN_DESCR

TEXT 219
Straining your eyes to dichipher the blue on blue lettering, you read:
    Sammy Hagar has the key.
END_TEXT

NOUN 220
Posters
Van Halen
INVISIBLE
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 220
The posters are all tattered and faded, souveniers of concerts long
past.  The posters show only the original band, with David Lee Roth
as lead singer.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 221
Picture
Barney
There is a picture of Barney here.
NOUN_SYNONYMS Barney dinosaur
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 221
The picture shows Barney, the insidious purple newt, hated by all
adults humans yet loved by children everywhere.  You suspect that
children's soft, undeveloped minds are drawn to Barney in the same way
that a moth is drawn to a bug zapper, and with much the same result.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 222
Picture
pissed on
There is a pissed on picture of Barney here.
NOUN_SYNONYMS Barney dinosaur
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 222
The picture shows Barney, the insidious purple newt, hated by all
adults humans yet loved by children everywhere.  You suspect that
children's soft, undeveloped minds are drawn to Barney in the same way
that a moth is drawn to a bug zapper, and with much the same result.
The picture is covered with piss.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 223
Picture
shredded
There are torn up pieces of a picture here.
NOUN_SYNONYMS Barney dinosaur pieces confetti
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 223
The picture of Barney has been shredded beyond recognition.  Just a
bunch of purple confetti.  It makes you wish that life always imitaded
art.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 224
Wall
Slimey
INVISIBLE
UNMOVABLE
READABLE
LOCATION 7
NOUN_SYNONYMS Walls writing message
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 224
The wall is caked in blood and pulsing with nasty, gooey slime.
Someone has scrawled a message in the gore.  If you strain your
eyes, you might be able to read it.
END_NOUN_DESCR

TEXT 224
Large, crudely-formed letters have been written in the bloody slime
on the wall.  The lettering says:
      Barney must die!
END_TEXT

NOUN 225
Sandwich
turkey
There is a turkey sandwich here.
LOCATION 2
EDIBLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 225
It is a huge turkey club sandwich, with turkey, American cheese,
lettuce, mayonaise, and two slices of bacon on a flaky croissant roll.
The meat is piled high.  It looks delicious.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 226
Bones
old
INVISIBLE
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 7
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 226
The old, bleached-white bones appear to be of human origin.
END_NOUN

NOUN 227
Pants
dirty
INVISIBLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 227
You are wearing a pair of Levis jeans.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 228
phone
ringing
There is a ringing telephone here.
NOUN_SYNONYMS telephone
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 228
It's a black cel phone.  The word "CLUE" is written on it in big bold
letters.  It is ringing.
END_NOUN

CREATURE 300
Bear
ferocious
There is a ferocious bear here.
LOCATION 7
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 300
The bear is large and quite hostile looking.  He looks as if he might
rip you to shreds at any moment.  If I were you, I'd take some
preventative action very quickly.
END_CREATURE_DESCR

CREATURE 301
Bear
happy
There is a friendly bear here.
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 301
The bear looks quite content.  He is curled up on the floor with a
full belly and smile on his face.
END_CREATURE_DESCR

VERB
Dummy_Verb1 PISS PEE
Dummy_Verb2 FLUSH
Dummy_Verb3 WRITE
Dummy_Verb4 RIP TEAR SHRED DESTROY
Dummy_Verb5 SMELL
Dummy_Verb6 TALK
Dummy_Verb7 ANSWER
Dummy_Verb8 SHIT
Dummy_Verb9 GIVE FEED
EXAMINE DESCRIBE
END_VERB

MAXIMUM_SCORE 5

